Don’t worry, we can’t see you there reading this.
And we will not tell anybody you did. Honestly. Unless you comment on one of our posts, or if you review our products.
Please, review our products! And we’ll tell the world all about it!
About your review. Not about you. That’s between you, and the person looking back at you in the mirror. Unless you’re a vampire. Then I guess it’s just for you alone.